Lip massage device

I was amazed to see a new product on the market called 'Vibrass'.



According to one site (you can't make this stuff up):
"Electronic Toggle switch"
"The labial zone is massed as a whole and reinforces blood circulation"
"Vibrass allows a regular blood irrigation"

Takes two AA batteries. You at the back, stop sniggering!

You guessed it, the price is £69.